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<i>[dramatic fanfare]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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- [beeping]

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[metal clanks]
- Ow!

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Hey, BB-8, why are you tossing
out this old capacitor?

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- [beeping]

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- Actually,

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what appears useless
is often use FULL.

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And I'll tell you how,

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through the magic of
storytelling.

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- [beeping]

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- "Chapter 202:
The Droid Rescue Gambit."

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<i>It was back in
the days of the Rebellion...</i>

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<i>-</i> We've learned the Empire
is transporting a freighter

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full of obsolete droids
to a meltdown facility.

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- What?
That's outrageous.

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- [low beeping]
- Right, Chopper.

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Looks like these Clone War vets
are back in service.

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No droid left behind.

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I'll fly.
Get in the droid socket.

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- [low beeping]

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- Bad memories?
Oh, come on, Chopper.

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It's fine.
I'll prove it.

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Hmm?

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- [cackling]

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- Every time some droid says

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you've got a broken processor,
I defend you.

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<i>Know what?
Never again!</i>

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<i>[soft dramatic music]</i>

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<i>- Droid transport duty,</i>

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so boring.

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[screen beeping]

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- Look, an X-wing.

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Finally something to do.

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Let's blast it.

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- Hold it.
Scan reveals no life forms.

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And the Emperor has that
"no wasted cannon fire" policy.

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- [scoffs] Cost-cutting.

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<i>- That's enough playing dead.
Go.</i>

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<i>[dramatic music]</i>

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<i>Fire!</i>

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[blasters firing]

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They're disabled.
Board the ship.

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- Told you
we should've blasted it.

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- Don't tell me.
Tell the Emperor.

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[alarms blaring]

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- [stammers] D--d--

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droids!

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- So?
They have restraining bolts.

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- You mean these?

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[all beeping]

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[electricity crackling]
[beeping and warbling]

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<i>And when we got back
to the fleet,</i>

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<i>those old droids
proved quite useful.</i>

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- Thank you.

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- Achoo!

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<i>[gentle upbeat music]</i>

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- So you see, BB-8,
sometimes an old part

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can have a new purpose.

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- [beeping]

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- And sometimes it's just junk.